Peter Hyams‘ Timecop with Jean-Claude Van Damme isn’t as good of a time as Hard Target, but it does have it’s moments. Gone is the greasy 90s mullet. This time, Jean-Claude sports a well-groomed pseudo-mullet. Of course he’s clean cut until we meet the future Jean-Claude.
View some awesome pictures and read some thoughts after the jump:
Things I noticed about the future via Timecop:
- All future weapons have red laser sights.
- Evil goons must have mullets or multiple ear piercings (in one ear, of course).
- If you’re listening to a Mini-Disc, you MUST be from the future.
- Time Travel is brought to you by Saran Wrap.
- Jean-Claude Van Damme has very few facial expressions. Even in the future.
- Cars of the future will have no windows and will be as non-aerodynamic as possible.
- The ability to do the splits is not only manly, but will save you from electrocution.
- Hiding behind barrels of flammable liquid is not a good idea. Even in the future.
- Liquid Nitrogen will ruin your day.
- Standing in back of a time machine will end badly for evil henchmen.
- If the future you meets the past you, you will result in becoming a pile of Spam.
