Movie Review: Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Directed By: Michael Bay

Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen exists only to fuel Michael Bay‘s U. S. Military and Gigantic Explosion masturbatory fantasies.  It is an exercise in excess gone horribly wrong.  Maybe Michael Bay just wanted to create a Frat Boy Drinking Game movie, “Every time you see an explosion or cleavage, take a drink!” So, maybe he succeeded in what he set out to do.  However, Mr. Bay, I’ve cut you slack numerous times, but I would like my 2 AND A HALF HOURS of my life back.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is Officially the Worst Reviewed Highest Grossing Movie of all Time

Slashfilm has done the research and concluded that Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the Worst-Reviewed-Highest-Grossing-Movie of all time.

So far, $600 million has been collected from masses for this mindless suck-fest.  Granted, a lot of these were pre-sold tickets and the marketing for the film was pretty damn awesome.

However, once reviews came in from critics and geeks alike….things didn’t look so good.  But, bad word of mouth hasn’t stopped this cash cow of a crappy movie.  Thanks everyone for empowering and thus inflating Michael Bay’s ego even more.

Check out the stats that Slashfilm discovered after the jump:

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Transformers 2 Worse Than Wolverine and Terminator Salvation

It’s official: X-men Origins: Wolverine is the 2nd best reviewed Blockbuster of the Summer (behind Star Trek, of course).

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is getting a BEATING by almost everyone who’s seen it.  Both critics and fanboys alike would love to crucify Michael Bay.  It is currently resting at 20% on Rottentomatoes.com, as compared to 2007′s Transformers which settled at 57%.

Head over to Rotten Tomatoes to read all the reviews.  I’m actually surprised that it’s being hated on so much.  The effects look amazing, however it looks like Michael Bay’s horrible sense of humor and bloated running time ruin the proceedings.

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Transformer Overload: 4 new TV Spots

Michael Bay‘s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is being shoved down our collective throats. With tons of pictures, trailers, TV spots and clips it’s getting pretty ridiculous.

But, you got to hand it to Michael Bay. He doesn’t half-ass it and is all about over-indulging. Kind of like Motley Crue back in the day!

Check out the TV Spots after the jump.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Marketing Ramps Up

Prepare for sensory overload.  Marketing for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has moved into full swing.  Here are MORE stills from the current TV spots and clips that are being released.

Later I will be doing a massive post of ALL the new TV spots.

Enjoy the new pictures after the jump:

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Meet Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’s Fallen.

MTV debuted a picture The Fallen, the mysterious villan in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  Here’s what Shia LaBeouf has to say about the character:

Basically, the Fallen is to them what cavemen, Neanderthals were to us… He’s the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton. He’s the first version of this sentient being. That’s what he is. He’s the origins of what they came from. [The relationship between him and Megatron is] the Emperor and Darth Vader – it’s that kind of situation… He’s the main villain, so two and two makes four. He’s a badass. He has to be. The Fallen, his transportation method is really unlike any other robot’s transportation method. The way he fights is also very different. It’s spectacular, visually stunning, really incredible.

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Michael Bay shows McG that Size Does Matter: More Transformers Pics

As if to taunt McG’s lack of pull at the box office for Terminator: Salvation over Memorial Day weekend, tons of new photos from Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen have emerged.

Check them out after the jump.

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LOL! Transforminators: A McG/Michael Bay Film

What if Michael Bay and McG got their man-love on and gave birth to a new movie? We’d have Transforminators!

Here’s a pretty genius mash up between the Transformers 2 Trailer and the Terminator: Salvation trailer.

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Stan Bush Remakes “The Touch” For Transformers 2 and . . . It’s Awful.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen (no pun intended).  Stan Bush is responsible for the awesome 80s anthem from the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie called “The Touch.” It’s awesome 80s cheese.  I love it (view the original video after the jump).  In order to try and cash in on Transformers, Stan Bush decided he’d remake the song.  I dare you to make it past the horrible rapping.

It’s unclear if this song will be on the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen soundtrack.  I really hope not.  Thanks Stan Bush for ruining a great 80s memory.

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LOL! No No Nno NnOoOo! It’s Shia LaBeouf!

Shia LaBeouf should win an award for the most “NO”s in a single movie. Here are his best NO moments from Transformers, Surf’s Up and Disturbia. Thanks to my buddy Josh for the tip!